- Standard 90 day shipping
- Fast-ish 60 days shipping
- Faster 30 days shipping
- Wicked Fast 10 days shipping
A: Absolutely. I wrap it up in multiple bubble wrap packaging and make sure there is NO WAY you can tell what is inside the package.
A: Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with support questions.
A: Yup! Sure do. I ship to ANYWHERE that USPS will ship to. Any country.
Q: How long does clearance item shipping take?
A: Clearance items usually ship within one week. Usually we have to wait until your funds deposit in to the account – then we use that money to ship with.
We are a small company (obviously!) and we do not have a large shipping budget set aside for shipping labels like big companies do.-
Q: Do you offer returns, refunds or exchanges?
A: No. Sorry, this is a prosthetic penis, not a DVD. So please make SURE you understand what you are buying, make SURE you REALLY want it and you can wait to get it.
Also, this is not Wal-Mart. The instant your funds are deposited to the store account, we spend it on the products needed to make your order. Then we start making your order. Maybe some day when we are a bigger company we will have different rules. But for now, absolutely NO REFUNDS and NO EXCHANGES.
Please respect that and MAKE SURE you are ready to purchase before you do.-